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Want to know how the Transformers movie was? Here’s my review:

Ha ha ha ha!

*rolls eyes* (approximately 500 times)

Like high school students would be allowed anywhere near the Pentagon!

By the same token, what does it say about America that the only teen able to crack this code was an extremely old-looking Australian “kid”?

How do you kill something that isn’t alive?

Why does Bumblebee want to stay with the kid?

The guy in the Clinton Portis jersey was the best part of the movie.

Optimus Prime was cool, I must confess.

How was the kid planning to explain where he got that badass Camaro?

“Is this movie almost over?” I asked Andre about four times in the course of this insanely long movie. Three times the answer was “no.” I can’t describe the wonderful feeling of relief that washed over me when I finally got an affirmative answer.

The rest? Well, it was obviously a movie aimed at teens, a demographic I certainly do not belong to.

***

In addition to seeing Transformers, we had Thai food. Thanks to the rockin’ granny and grandpa for watching Annabelle for us.