Revision

The “h” key that once sat proudly at the center of my keyboard is gone. Forever. Somehow it ended up in the baby bottle warmer. The only reason I found it is because Andre noted a strange smell emanating from the bottle warmer. I went to investigate and found the little key all shriveled up and floating in the water underneath the bottle I was heating at the time.

I have no idea how the “h” key ended up there. Suffice it to say, it is likely to forever remain a mystery. See the horror here and here too.